I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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