I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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