Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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