How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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