I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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