Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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