he wants to bone in the snuggie
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
50% drunk capacity currently
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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