just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
we're so committed to being not committed
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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