it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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