Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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