You're a womanizer and a bitch.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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