One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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