i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
wow bdsm is so cute
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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