I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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