Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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