this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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