he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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