You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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