On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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