How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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