i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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