ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
