Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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