my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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