She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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