i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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