Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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