Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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