he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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