talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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