yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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