But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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