Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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