He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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