WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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