That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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