What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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