Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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