Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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