I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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