WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
