I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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