I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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