is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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