Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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