Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
