yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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