Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
pray to the hookup gods
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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