Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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