Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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