Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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