Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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